What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
Catholic Priest vs. Pedophile
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying that there's no real difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile because, sadly, some priests are pedophiles. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you can understand that's messed up.
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You mean ones Catholic because the priest is too