Religion jokes
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.