Jesus's Virginity

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, buddy. Jesus got "nailed" to the cross. The author is implying Jesus had sex before he died, but really he just got hammered with a nail. I know your brain is smoother than my bear butt, but try to keep up!

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