Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
Jesus's Virginity
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. Jesus got "nailed" to the cross. The author is implying Jesus had sex before he died, but really he just got hammered with a nail. I know your brain is smoother than my bear butt, but try to keep up!