why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Religion... That is all
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
