Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
