What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
