Religion

Religion jokes

Jesus

    • What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

    "Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

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    Homophobe

    • How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

    He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

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    • Teacher

    • What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

    "You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

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    • Church

    • Ok, here's a story about the church.

    There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

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    • Nun

    • What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

    One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

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    • Parrot

    • This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"

    So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."

    They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"

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