Religion jokes
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Christianity.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.