Religion jokes
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Christianity.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.