Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
