Religion

Religion jokes

Smell

    • One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

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    • Religion memes

    Acne

    • What's the difference between acne and the Pope?

    Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.

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    • Priest

    • A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

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    • Basement

    • When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

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    • Penis

    • Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"

    "My penis."

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    • Dr. Seuss

    • Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

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    • Masturbation

    • Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

    -not my joke

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    • Water

    • Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

    Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

    My brother: How?

    Me: You boil the hell out of it.

    Church

    • What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

    They're both full of child groomers.

    Marriage

    • What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

    He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

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