Religion jokes
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
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They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"