What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Religion Jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
