Religion jokes
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?