Religion jokes
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!