Religion jokes
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Memes
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"