What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
i have 25 friend from the alphabet.But don't ask me y.
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud
