Relationship jokes
You're so hot!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Say, "Moommy."
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.