Relationship jokes

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.