What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.