Relationship jokes
F in orphan means family.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...