Relationship jokes
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”