Relationship jokes

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Fuck you you rwind my life.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.