Relationship jokes
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.