HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mamma sucks!
Want to have sex?
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Also, not love everyone.
