Relationship jokes
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Memes
Not naming any name but yk who u are
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
"Uwu daddy."
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)