Relationship jokes
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
"Uwu daddy."
Memes
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Yo mamma sucks!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.