LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Also, not love everyone.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I love you too.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
