Relationship jokes
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Memes
man this hits
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
"Uwu daddy."
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05