Relationship jokes
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Memes
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Yo mamma sucks!
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Mom!