Relationship jokes
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!