Relationship jokes

Mom (DYM 65).

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.

Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

I'm gay because I like men.

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

Mom!

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."