Relationship jokes
Your mom gay.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Ur mum gay.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
I'm gay because I like men.
Mom!
Mom (DYM 65).
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.