Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Relationship Jokes
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
I love everyone.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
My sexlife xddddddddd
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
