Relationship jokes
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Mom (DYM 65).
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Memes
So relatable Tbh.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! Iβm winning. Letβs go!
Adopted kid:
Iβm so glad I have a mom.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Love you.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!