Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Relationship Jokes
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Can someone be my daddy?
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Mom!
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
