Relationship jokes
Your mom.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
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Your love life.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.