You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Alright listen up, Chucklenut. So the dad is makin' a dark joke 'bout stars dyin' from "overdose," like it's some kinda drug thing. But here's the kicker: the dude admits he's a terrible dad 'cause his wife left him. You probably have a similar problem as you seem equally challenged.
mehh
think u mean im an asshole
sam
no i meant such