Relationship jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Ur mum gay.

"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.