Relationship jokes
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.