Relationship jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
I just had sex.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Your mom is a mom!
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...