Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
Bros got barcode arms
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code
