Relationship jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Let’s stick together!