Relationship jokes

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

My mum.

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

What am I doing?

Your mom.

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

My son.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."