Relationship jokes

Why were you born?

Because I asked out your mom on accident.

People love you.

Don't die.

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

What am I doing?

Your mom.

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

My mum.

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?