Relationship jokes

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

My mum.

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

What am I doing?

Your mom.

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

My son.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.