Relationship jokes
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Let’s stick together!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!