Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Relationship Jokes
Ur dad is mad.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
You're so hot!
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
