Relationship jokes
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Your mom is hot.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
I'm Joe Biden's husband.