Relationship jokes
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Memes
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
People love you.
Don't die.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.