Mountain Climber jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?

Because it was her dad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.