Mountain Climber jokes
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.