Stolen Wheelchair

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is about a dude whose girlfriend dumps him. Being the genius he is, he steals her wheelchair. The punchline is that she has to crawl back to him now, 'cause, ya know, she ain't got no wheels. It's funny 'cause it's mean, and you probably didn't get it 'cause you can't even tie your shoes without drooling.