Relationship jokes

I love pussy.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Like and comment if you will be my friend!

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?

Because he is a family doctor.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

Technoblade never got a wife.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."