Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Relationship Jokes
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
