Relationship jokes

My dad left me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

Mom

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

Love? Is impossible.

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.

What is a boyfriend?

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

Your momma!