Relationship jokes
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Your nan's gay.
Why do I have a fat mom?
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"