Orphan's Daddy

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, "daddy" is sometimes a slang term for a hot guy, especially in the gay community. Orphans don't have a "daddy" in the literal sense, so the joke is that they don't have anyone to call "daddy" in the sexy slang sense either. It's funny 'cause you're probably some dude living in mom's basement who couldn't get a date to the local county fair.