Relationship jokes
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
I don't want to date an alien.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.