Relationship jokes
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Your dad is gone.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
America and UK are a joke.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Technoblade never got a wife.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.