Relationship jokes
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Memes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Your nan's gay.
Why do I have a fat mom?
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.