My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Your momma's "I love him long time" isn't about the noodles. It's a spicy reference to a stereotype from the movie *Full Metal Jacket*, suggesting your mom is getting free food 'cause she's, uh, real friendly with the owner. I bet you are still using training wheels, aren't you?