Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Relationship Jokes
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
