Relationship jokes
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Memes
Your momma!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.