Relationship

Relationship jokes

Kenya

    • Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

    Hate

    • What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

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    • Maid

    • The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

    The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

    Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

    Wife: "Who said that?"

    Maid: "Your husband."

    Wife: "Oh."

    Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

    Wife: "Who said that?"

    Maid: "Your husband."

    Wife: "Oh."

    Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

    Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

    Maid: "No, the gardener did."

    Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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    • Relationship memes

    Fish

    • I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

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    • Friend

    • Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

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    • Text

    • The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

    Prostate exam

    • I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

    I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

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    • Baby

    • Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

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