Relationship jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Memes
When you find out she was 13 not 30.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"