Relationship jokes
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Where's your mom at?
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Mom!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Mom!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Mom!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!