Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Relationship Jokes
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I pregnoot.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
