Relationship jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Your mom.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.