Relationship jokes
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Your mom.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Say, "Moommy."
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.