Relationship jokes

Where's your mom at?

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

I love you, Tina!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."