Relationship jokes
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Can i have a girlfriend?
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
I'm adopted :[
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.