Relationship jokes
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.