Relationship jokes
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I miss my wife, Tails.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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F in orphan means family.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)