Relationship jokes

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

My mom

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

I didn't put my kids up for adoption.

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!