Relationship jokes
Where's your mom at?
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I love you, Tina!
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?