Relationship jokes
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.