Relationship Jokes

Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot

How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

Grandma: most people your age, have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂

If you know it, you know it

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.