Indian guy jokes
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂