Indian guy jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.