Relationship jokes
Mom
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What is a boyfriend?
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?