Relationship jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Memes
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
America and UK are a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(