Relationship jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Love? Is impossible.
What is a boyfriend?
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
My brother truly is a numbskull.
America and UK are a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.