Relationship jokes
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
You're mum.
Memes
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.