I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
