Relationship jokes
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.