Relationship jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3