Relationship jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Memes
every time i see a girl on discord!
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂