Relationship jokes
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.