Relationship jokes
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Meme:
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Are there support groups for men?
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Why woman?
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!