Relationship jokes
Me and the boys are cool.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Memes
Unless you wanna die
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)