Relationship jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
His gay ass dad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your mom.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.