Relationship jokes

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I sit because I can't stand you.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.