Relationship jokes
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Memes
Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.