Relationship jokes
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
I love friends.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
I have fun with my friends.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
I love you, Hebrew John.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."