Relationship jokes
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Kylin fucks his sister.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.