Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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Alright, listen up, Einstein! This joke is for dummies like you! It's all about this thing called the "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle". Basically, in the quantum world, you can't know both where something is and how fast it's moving at the same time. So, these physicists? They're so caught up in that, they can't get their act together in the bedroom. Get it now, smart guy?