Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Dr. Pepper's Loss
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got Dr. Pepper, right? Sounds normal. But BAM! His wife kicked the bucket. Get it? Instead of a Mrs. Pepper, he's stuck in a bottle. You probably still don't get it, but that's alright. You're a real smooth brain. *smirks and eats salmon*