What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."