Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
