My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
