Relationship

Relationship jokes

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."