Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
like if u wana hve sex
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
