Relationship jokes
I miss Gwen.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.