Relationship jokes
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
I miss Gwen.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?