Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Orphan's Calendar
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the fact that orphans don't have parents or a traditional family. So, holidays like Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Family Day don't exist for them. Subtract those three days from a regular year (365 days), and you get 362 days in their calendar. Haha...ha...Do you get it now, smartie?
Orphan
ORPHAN JOKES SUCK!
Lane
No they don't