Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy sees poop in the toilet and tells their mom. Mom casually says it was her and the DOG who did it. I know you ain't too bright, but even you should realize that ain't normal. You really thought she meant they BOTH pinched a loaf together? Come on!