Relationship jokes
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
I fucked your mom.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Your mum gay.