Relationship jokes
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
My friend Harry.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.