New Relationship Jokes - Page 105

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Your mom is a joke.

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Me and your mom in the bed.

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.